Thought this quite amusing and wanted to share, it will ring true for anyone who has made, and broken already a New Years resolution....
Dear Diet,
I've been thinking about our relationship for some time now and I just don't think it's working! For the last few days I've been really unhappy. I know people say that you're good for me, but I just can't give you the kind of commitment you deserve. I just need to be on my own for a while. I hope you understand, and one day I know you'll find someone who loves you for the diet you are.
Yours Sincerley
Fatty XXX
Stephanie.
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