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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as:
· Romance 9..5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as :

· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1

Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply
crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE ,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears
6..2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should
then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will
download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control
of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

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Maureen
If you can't fight, wear a big 'at

Stephanie.

Brilliant, loved it, it is on it's way to my female friends.

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Gloria

I'd be dangerous with a brain.

I'm passing it on to my son as a gentle reminder. He's the IT man for his firm and he's getting married next year. No point waving it under Ben's nose however. He'll just say it's the motherboard to blame.

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Maureen
If you can't fight, wear a big 'at

Excellent

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Mel

Searching for lost relatives? Win the Lottery!

Love that one. Brilliant

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Making each day count