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 Post subject: What Are Seniors Worth?
PostPosted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:18 pm 
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Did you know that old folk are worth a fortune? Silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in their stomachs...
I've become a little older since I saw you last. A few changes have come into my life. Frankly, I've become a frivolous old girl. I'm seeing eight gentlemen everyday. As soon as I wake up Will Power helps me out of bed. Then I visit John. Next, it's time for Mr. Kellogg, followed by the refreshing company of Mr. Tetley or my other friend, I just call him by his initials P.G.
Then comes someone I don't really like, Arthur Ritis. He knows he's not welcome but he insists and what is more, he stays for the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place at a time so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Johnny Walker. What a life! Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zheimer. The minister called the other day and said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him, "Oh I do that all the time." NO matter where I am, in the bedroom, kitchen, sitting-room or even in the garden, I stop and ask myself - now what am I here after?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:10 pm 
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Brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:52 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can relate to this!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:37 pm 
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So can I...well some of it.

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hannah
PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:51 pm 

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:? mmm? I am sure this applies to me, especially the memory, :cry: Nevertheless, now I have remembered what I'm doing, sending this to EVERYONE I know, should get a response, eh?
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